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　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?　　Ron: Well, I dont know---does he bite?　　Reggie: Thats what I want to find out.里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過來和他玩一會(huì)嗎？　　羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎？　　里基：這正是我想要查明的。

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didnt know any words.　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.　　After the servant gave the note to

　　Things Have Been Okay　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly

　　My Husband Will Be Home SoonA married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard."Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."James replied, "My wife loves this beard,

　　One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and addressees name on the envelope.　　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown

　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.　　Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given

　　Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?　　Mom: No, Honey, what?　　Kate: A nice teapot.　　Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.　　Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.凱特：媽媽，你知道我要給你一件什么生日禮物嗎？　　媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什么呀？　　凱特：一把漂亮

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.　　Teacher: Please tell us.　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the spa

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, Ive made someone glad yesterday.　　Well done.

　　When theyre together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratchi

　　"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar

　　A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.　　"I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.　　"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded h

　　Workman：“Mr．Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages． I have just been married．” Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I cant helpyou． For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not

　　Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much for your help," the note read. "As a gift, I bought you some

　　After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.　　In an instan

　　What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he ha

　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft（閣樓） and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing se

　　An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement． A pupil meeting him said： “Good evening，professor．How ar

　　George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too...

　　The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable re